Fan Mail

Sent to me by the U.S. Department of Commerce:

ATTENTION

Greetings billfish anglers! Please complete the attached Billfish Angler Survey for 2006 and return as soon as possible. The results will be summarized for the next issue of the Billfish Newsletter which is currently being compiled.

[yada yada yada this is how you fill out a form butthead yada yada yada]

Thank you for your support.

Smooth seas and good fishing,

Jane Doe, Fisheries Biologist
John Doe, Computer Specialist

The most curious thing about this document? I've never gone billfishing.

The next-most curious thing? I got the Pacific-Indian Ocean Survey, and I live on the Atlantic.