Morning conversation

ME: I can't believe how much hair seems to fall out in the shower.

ALLIE: I wouldn't worry about it. Each day, 100 new hair follicles form.

ME: Yeah, I don't think that's gonna cut it.

ALLIE: Well, maybe your hair is falling out faster than it's coming back.

ME: You know, I really shouldn't worry about what happens to my hair. I mean, it is my hair that's leaving me, after all.